"We danced like Anne-Marie writes about dancing."
"Where is the liq-ahhhh?"
"I will."
"My bum is itchy."
"I hope weasels tear their flesh."
"My stomach is made of literary stuffing and my bowels are so backed up with food for thought that I'm going to shit books."
"I want you to go hide in the woods now, and if I see you kids again tonight I'm going to be VERY disappointed."
"I'm fairly certain that's not illegal."
"I like you like Muppets like fisting."
"Mushaboom."
"Fuck taracool."
"How many of you are there?"
"Two, and four."
"So seven?
"Um, no. We're in a wedding party."
"NO PARITES!"
"Beer Tickets!"
"If I was three years old they would say I've had too much excitement for one day."
... There are more... I just can't remember them all right now.
A Colourful Look at Life and Love
Headbutt!
the shregan walking across a bridge
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I need to yell louder to make sure I get quoted next time.
"God save the Queen!"
"That's it, Corwin, your talking privledges have been revoked."
Fuck that lady! I wondered where she got the party idea from. Yes, psycho-hose-beast, we're going to have a wedding and the subsequent party in the room. Tool box.
I believe "I can't find my shoes" should also be on the list somewhere. :)
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