Based on recent events I've come to the conclusion that the world is coming to an end - for real this time. I don't know if there's going to be any judgement, but someone's going to have to build us an ark, or arc.
My end of world decree is based on these facts:
1. Tim Horton's is raising the price of coffee
2. The CBC confirms that the Polar Ice Caps are melting
3. David Alexander might actually become the President of WLUSU today
4. Michael Borrelli sent me a birthday present that didn't involve poop
5. I'm voluntarily waking up at 6 am every day during reading week to go to WORK and not get
paid
These are the end times babe, soon we will pass through.
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Next you're going to tell me that CBC has declared that particles from space are charging towards earth, set on ripping through my DNA. Perfect. Just perfect, Sherry.
I'm going to go eat some ice cream.
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