Bing bing bing. The noise my car makes tells me that I'm low on windshield washer fluid. Regan says it is a bad noise. He says it's the kind of noise that should signal when seriously bad things are about to happen... like the car is going to explode, for example.
So I went to TheVeryLargeHome/Hardware store to get some fluid for a refill. Three kinds - all pink - were displayed near the front of the store, all claiming to remove bugs and grime while they spritz your windshield clean. Whatever, I thought, I just want the "binging" to stop, but why were there different price points I wondered.
Apparently the second cheapest kind was "the best" according to the adverstising. It said it would leave "a cherry fresh scent" everytime you sprayed. Just what I need! (I thought). I need the bugs who are dying on my windshield at 90 km/h to experience cherry freshness. Who are the morons who come up with this stuff? WHO I ask you? And exactly how was that marketing meeting successful?
Simply MORE evidence that the "real world" is not a place I want to be.
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Everyone that drives at 110km/h use the stuff that smells like lavendar.
My windshield washer fluid is also pink, and is also supposed to get rid of junk, and it's also supposed to smell pretty. My windshield is covered in junk from the tree it lives under, and it smells more like rubbing alcohol than pretty. But it was free, so it's got that working for it.
You should buy it at the wholesale place. Their's is cheap, though I can't remember if they still have the big display by the door. I wonder if too many people were grabbing some and running. I don't think the little old lady checking bags a little farther in could catch/stop them.
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Windshield wiper fluid is essential. A few years ago, a friend of mine was driving behind me to London, and I drove over a dead badger, shooting blood and guts all over her windshield and if she hadn't had windshield wiper fluid she'd have had entrails, just hanging out on her windshield the entire ride. You should thanks the "binging" for helping you have an entrail free ride.
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