Things he says while Sleeping

Never ceasing to amaze and 'delight' he kisses your neck and tells you he loves you. Awwwwwww.
Then he rambles for five minutes about how he "actually means it" and he's sorry he ususally says it when he's "drunk or sleepy" but "it's a fact, so it must be true" and you should believe him. You find this suspicious, yet amusing so you chuckle and make that face.

He's drunk but adorable, and only slightly annoying. He head-butts you for no apparent reason. He proclaims "I'm drunker than I thought".

Later, rolling around groggy and full of water and Delissio, he whispers "I'll miss our friend". Who he means, no one knows.

You laugh ... prompting this:

"Are you laughing at my brief 90 minute passenger gap?"

Trying not to collapse with laughter you get up to turn on the light and write this all down. It's important and essential for self-defense later when you'll inevitably make an ass of yourself when intoxicated. After 11 months he can still surprise you, and you love that.