Monday, January 03, 2005

"There is no Party as Important as the Party you're about to Throw in your Vagina"

The Holidays were good to me, filled with family and old friends and lots of time with the one I love. He gave me what he calls "political porn" on Christmas day and I've been laughing uncontrollably in bed ever since. I feel his promise not to steal it from me is going to be broken very soon.

The children (who I unfortunately couldn't find a buyer for) enjoyed their scarves immensely. They put them on immediately and wore them all through dinner. Screw Furbies and My Little Ponies and all that other plastic pink junk; two sticks and a piece of string can make a kid just as happy!

The first few days of 2005 have been ordinary and unremarkable in context, but exceptional in content. My resolution is to try and remind myself each day how fortunate I am for the normal things, the average things, the everyday things. I want to ride the rainbow and only be bitter about the important things, like conservatives and elmo and spandex. I can do it.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I highly suggest you direct your bitterness towards Ann Coulter. She is a bitch and a conservative to boot!
love,
Chris Clemens

Anonymous said...

and I am fortunate to have such amazing roommates...to laugh endlessly with, never ending family dinners...and truly good friends...thank you for that! Love always your P word hating roommate Stephanie