The Election Debacle campaign for the 2005/2006 WLUSU school year began today. Faces of people I either don't know or don't like were pasted all over campus, penetrating my visual space with idiotic slogans, random starbursts, and sometimes flattering but often ugly photographs.
I promised myself I would stay out of this mess, I promised myself I would stay away, but it seems that I am doomed to be dragged into the mudslinging one way or another. Apparently I cannot sit quietly in the Torque Room any longer, I am being summoned to the front lines.
If this is my fate then I accept it fully. I would like to make one thing clear: no one is safe, no one is immune. I will mercilessly mock you and your ugly-ass posters if I choose, I shall drill you with questions about your inane platforms because I can, I will ignore Brantford completely because no one really gives a shit about them so why should I pretend to? and most of all I will wear a cape to the open forum and ask you to respond addressing me only as "The Masked Avenger of Peace, Justice and Love" (three things I hope you will all be addressing in your platforms).
Thank you, and I look forward to making somebody cry.
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My only wish is that it is not me that you make cry, though I am crying on the inside for another has your heart. Booo. Also, I do not want to deal with people's whining so please make sure I am not present when you procede with the cry-making.
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