Tuesday, October 16, 2007

House-Swarming Party

Alight bi-atches. This is something you can't get on the facebook. *shudder*

We (me and the regan) bought this house and we'd like you (yes, you) to come see it.

When: Saturday, October 27, 2007
Where: at our house (in Barrie) - an email will be coming with address-ular type information
Time: Open-house type thing all day (come whenever). But lets say that the "real" party starts between 5 and 7 pm (regan is done work at 6pm). The thing is, I don't like darkness (or "The Darkness") so come and keep me company ok?
What to bring: please bring some sort of pot-lucky food type dish that you would like to eat (chips, salad, bread, delicious things wrapped in bacon - AMY I'M LOOKING AT YOU), you know, food and some byob if you wish, and we will be set. BEST WISHES ONLY (no gifts please!)

Stay & Play: We have a double-bed in the spare room and a double air mattress that can be set up as well. Plus one couch and one love-seat and one laz-y-boy chair. The floor is hardwood and not very comfy. First ask, first served.

Any other questions please leave a comment or email me. Cheers.

8 comments:

Corwin said...

I call the double bed.

And, even though I am not attending your "party" I demand that you uphold this contract because it is the law.

Anonymous said...

Pfft, his contract sucks. As a poster who is actually showing up with baked goods and wine, I call the double bed.

Corwin said...

I asked first, I am winner.

Amy said...

Parties are fun, Corwin. You should come.

Anonymous said...

because i slept in there a few weeks ago, and because 2 ppl in a double bed makes more sense than one, and lastly, because i shot my wad all over the beautiful flowery print on the sheets (i hope it soaked through to the mattress), megan and i deserve the bed, however we will settle for the air mattress (or can bring our own) should it be proven that someone jizzed on the bed before us.

beware, i will make any surface i have to sleep on my bitch, so you may want to keep the fluids concentrated in one area.

Anonymous said...

If it were anyone else's double bed, those fluid comments might frighten a person off.

But given this is Sherry's bed, and given her known affinity for bleach (or possibly cleansing fire in this case), I'm standing ground against the slew of non-attenders and randy couples.

sherry said...

Thank you sra. Also, as an added note to perhaps dissuade any fears you might still have lingering after gross-a-tron posted that comment, the sheet are not flowery... I don't even own flowery sheets... so clearly he's thinking of someone else, and some other jizz. rest easy

onshi said...

Depending on travel arrangements I may be able to lug a twin air mattress for myself.