Wow, so no one wants to hire me. Sad.
I haven't been posting lately since there's been nothing to post about. I read all the other blogs though, and ya'll are posting about nothing too (except for Carly... rock on Stella dog). So here goes my attempt at emo-riffic-ness.
Everyday I sleep past noon. Sigh. Then I make a smoothie with the Magic Bullet I bought (where did I get the money? Emo fairies!), then I read the local paper. The front page frequently cites Wikipedia as a source and that makes me happy because it means the facts are truthy and current.
Next I watch something I don't want to watch, just because it's on and I have to kill time until Oprah and Dr. Phil come on. Sometimes I get lucky and there are "What Not to Wear" marathons on. yeee! Occasionally I will attempt to be useful by wiping a counter or applying for a job, just in case some fabulous people visit and I have to serve them sangria or tell them about my incredibly interesting life, you know how it is.
Later I pick up my "life partner" (so hip) and we stroll in the light evening breeze and photograph Carnies at dusk. I think one of them was Mike Bullard - Inspiring! This is the favourite part of my day because it makes me feel alive, not dead and pale, even though the "pale" look would so go with my pretty new flower smock (love that word, it makes my tongue feel good).
Anyhow, all of this is overwhelmingly glamourous and I wish you were all doing nothing with me! I can always dream of a better life together, with you. I am in Utopia after all. *Le Sigh (the star makes it majorly emo, everyone should be jealous).
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I do even less with my time but at least I have the gumption to post real nothing.
you should throw a party!
Hey! I posted about lasers, sherry!
AND yarn sales!
The abscence of Dave Alexander in your lives has left you with an emo-vortex that is impossible to fill, but you get sucked in anyways.
I, on the other hand, have a cool job.
see? your public demands a party! If you throw it, they will come...or sometimes not.
ah yes, but parties cost money and that would mean the biggest emo fairy of them all would have to attend.... what say you dave?
Man, whatever, I'll invite everyone up to the family cottage in Sauble Beach and it doesn't matter if Dave comes or not. Say... June 17th?
the unemployed will be slain and turned into curry. beware!
korean curry, or the other kind?
I love the magic bullet!!
I am so jealous.
Wow. I need a life.
This post makes me giggle more than you could know. Also, thanks for the Stella shout out. She is certainly rockin on. If rocking on means peeing on the floor a lot.
Being unemployed is awesome and crappy at the same time. I am looking forward to being unemployed come the middle of June, but then I know I will be antsy in about three days due to poordom.
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